Scaly Tutus & Tentacled Teapots
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OH Change is really, really slow. Time will tell. But if the writers and the helmers are interested in moving the cultural story along, the audience will come with you. So, in the spirit of change, Andy, what’s a trend you can’t wait to be over?
SAMBERG Racism. (Laughs.) That would be a nice trend to get rid of.
OH I second that. That is a fucking loooong-ass trend, and I sure can’t wait for that to be over.
SAMBERG I can’t wait for somebody to be like, “Racism is out for fall.”
OH “It was sooo ugly. So ugly and very heavy. It’s out.”
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One of THE funniest things about tumblr is never seeing the original controversy itself, just seeing the gazillion posts talking about it. Like, all this stuff about people complaining about having to find symbolism in high school English? I have literally never seen a single post where someone was complaining about having to do that. But I have seen at least half a dozen different responses to it. All this stuff with biggest-gaudiest-patronuses? Yeah, I’ve never seen or even been able to find what people are talking about, yet I can tell you with some detail the issues being raised. It’s like trying to reconstruct a very controversial Shakespeare play that was lost to history and the only thing we have to go on it are a series of letters to the editor of some newspaper debating the play back and forth. And no, this is not new tumblr stuff either, since this exact same thing has happened before, most notably with the bone stealing witch incident three years ago.
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adhd things no-one really talks about
- skewed sense of time eg; i can easily get there and back before my eggs cook!
- altered sense of reality//tendency to get sucked up in daydreams and temporarily lose track of real life
- extremely vivid daydreams// alternative realities
- feeling really lonely but getting the urge to isolate yourself for no reason
- getting overwhelmed by too many choices and freaking out
- hearing the instructions but not really being able to hold onto them
- people cant speak to you while you’re really focused on something because you can’t hold on to multiple things in your brain at once
- repeating things over and over in your head to try and remember them
- feeling like you never really appreciate things as much as you should because you get too sidetracked
- getting super excited by small things but sometimes feeling indifferent towards the things everyone’s raving about
- being self conscious from everyone telling you you’re annoying but being scared you’ll come off as boring
- getting hyperfixations on a certain person and getting really wrapped up on them regardless of if they like you back
- putting too much into things and getting disappointed when it’s not reciprocated
- constantly being told that you’re too intense and need to chill it out a bit
- ^ thinking you’re cool and desperately wanting to just be chill and laid back but your personality is just 24/7 overdrive
- building things up so much in your head to the point that it gets stressful because what if it doesn’t live up to expectations??
- extremely over-emotional (this includes when it’s inappropriate such as giggling at sad things and then feeling really bad after)
- feeling when you just don’t know when to stop
- getting increasingly uncomfortable in a situation for no apparent reason until you feel like you’re gonna cry or scream but you do none of that and just sit there
feel free to add on!
Repeating to remember is such a mood, I’ll go into the kitchen to get water and food and put the water by the doorway, then spend the entire time it takes to prepare the food repeating “remember the water” in my head so I leave with both food and water. Then I forget my phone
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me, the eldest sibling in a fairy tale: hey idiots, watch me own the hell out of the Devil. I’m gonna be so good at it
me, ten days later, draped over my youngest sibling’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes as they saunter out of Hell: I will admit that mistakes were made.
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centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
Oh. This. I don’t like this.
#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere
this is worse
jade how did you manage to make this worseBut centaurs DO have 3 body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.
Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.
“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”
- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the groundthis is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things
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Newly elected Democratic House giving no fucks, actually working, news at 11.
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the 3D Feathered Fossil pins are ready for pre-order! Sinornithosaurus, Confuciusornis and Microraptor, at greerstothers.storenvy
they’ll have sculpted metal bones, with flat enamel feathers to give a stained glass Saint aesthetic
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merry and pippin are the type of fake friends who gush about you behind your back but when you talk to them in person they call you a little bitch boy and steal your food
merry and pippin: and THEN he showed us how to do this crazy move to disarm your enemies and it was SO cool because boromir is like the best at everthing and he’s really nice and funny too-
boromir, overhearing this: aw thanks guys!
m&p: …..
merry: Literally didn’t ask
pippin: who the fuck are you
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stupid cats are valid
cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID
cats who run around the room and ram into the door are VALID
cats who get their claws stuck in things and meow at you to help them are VALID
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Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit
OH I SEE
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